Dallas

Has the biggest dick on earth, and when you touch it/suck it you'll die from poison.

Person #1: Did you suck Dallas last night?

Person#2: Yes, but I died.

by SuckMyDickDallas March 11, 2022

Dallas

Dallas is a nice guy. He tries to be cool, but it doesn't always work. He will use his shear willpower to do whatever you want him to do for you. He can be organized, but when he isn't you can really see it. He's really, generally a good guy.

Man, Dallas is a great friend.

by the giver of the definitions March 22, 2022

Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 2, 2022

Dallas

Dallas is a god of gods with a 13 incher that has lived 20 lives if u know one pray to him before he becomes to powerful and too angry

Dallas to good

by God god god pray to me April 5, 2022

Dallas

One gay nigga bestfriends with all the hot girls but he is gay and a germphob

person 1:whats another word for gay
person 2:dallas

by vfvfBFBBF May 2, 2022

DallasGreen

A guy named Dallas that has money as his number one objective, with no respect to those who make the money for him.

DallasGreen is a Douche Canoe. He's also had a few Montana Musket Loaders, and would perform the same maneuver on any of his subordinates.

by knatretaw May 12, 2022

dallasper

1- The last time your mom walked in on you when you were making a video of you jerking off for a porn site and afterwards you still did it.

2. a man formally dressing but only because his 85 year old mom told him too.

1. that was dallasper why the fuck wouldn't she knock, i might as well finish I guess.

2.wow i feel really bad for that guy that's dallasper, at least he looks nice in that suit.

by Costco Crayons July 18, 2022