No Signal Dance

The dance a person makes while swinging their phone around in a dead zone trying to get cell phone signal..
May include: Jumping, screaming, flailing of arms, crying, or throwing of cell phone.

Boy 1: Look at Kyler! He's doing the No Signal Dance..

Boy 2: There must not be any reception in the area hes standing in...

Kyler: AARGH!!! NO SIGNAL!!!

by Emsinemily September 24, 2010

shred it on the dancefloor

to dance intensely, insanely, excitedly, energetically, vigorously, enthusiastically, like you're having an out-of body experience, like no one's watching, like this is the last day of your life, like you don't care, like you're having a dance off, like you're shaking a polaroid picture, like you're shaking it 'til the moon becomes sun, like you're getting jiggy with it, like you have happy feet, like you're on drugs, like you're shredding the dancefloor into pieces with your feet!

-So did you dance last nite? -Dance? Please, not only did I dance but I shred it on the dancefloor!

by fullofshift November 13, 2011

the swagger dance

(noun) This phrase is a combination of the words swagger and dance. Swagger refers to one's comfortability aka confidence, pride, etc., with oneself, meanwhile dance is just a form of self expression through movement. Therefore the person that does the swagger dance exhibits swagger and the ability to simultaneously dance thus meaning that this person is dancing in a cool manner. The person doing the swagger dance is usually in other environments a reserved individual.

"Look at my gym coach over there dancing!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe it! He's doing the swagger dance!"

by kiaracita August 29, 2012

fly swatter touchdown dance

This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.

Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!

Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!

by Daskys October 5, 2012

The River Dance Fuck

When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.

also known as, River Dance Fucking.

Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

bro-bro dancer

A male go-go dancer.

When did they start letting bro-bro dancers dance at Boulevard 3?

by Van Burience November 24, 2012

ipad break dance

on your ipad, when the screen doesn't display right when you turn it on its side and then turn back to correct the display on the screen.

user 1: damn i cant type because the keyboard is hiding the text box.
user 2: have you tried the ipad break dance?
user 3: oh thanks, that fixed it!

by pixiegod November 7, 2013