The Brektuliaktev Curse

The Brektuliaktev curse is quite possibly the worst curse of them all. Once infected, your life will start to crumble. Horrible events will ensue. You will feel it coursing through your veins. It is said that any man infected with the Brektuliaktev stands no chance, and it is indeed over for them.

You have now been infected with The Brektuliaktev Curse. It won’t be long now. I would so not want to be you rn.

by Knower of All Holy April 6, 2022

Curse

Maple styrup

I put the curse in my moose

by Uihguwahgwa April 15, 2023

The Keve Curse

A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.

The Celtics lost another playoff game. The Keve Curse lives another day!

by breanie1812 April 24, 2024

Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.

Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"

by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021

Cursed

The definition of cursed is Mihal, not much used in regular speech, but only in Cursed crew.
Can be used in context such as pedophilia and pervertism.

You are cursed like a Mihal

by Marty xdd March 9, 2020

Suite Curses

W roleplay.

“Suite Curses was so good.”
“Something wicked comes your way.”

by cabrarakt June 2, 2023

integra curse

when driving randomly your drive shaft will fall off and u will spin out of control.

17/4/2010
The integra curse!
Honda 1994 integra gray sports

driving down a small road drive shaft fell of and spun out hit a wall

by kragzz423 April 28, 2010