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Contact Cruise

When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.
Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.
by MadMask October 28, 2011
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doodoo cruiser

A car that is a piece of shit.
Here comes Fred Sanford in his doodoo cruiser...
by GeneralDD214 November 1, 2011
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Jacknipple Cruise

Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.

Easiest to do in belly buttons.
One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.
by Fetzilla September 7, 2012
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Snooze Cruize

I have been on a snooze cruize sorry I missed your call.
by StickerSwitcher October 3, 2012
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Carribean Cruise

Recieving oral sex while smoking a zoot.
'How about a Carribean Cruise....'
by sneapdogg October 22, 2012
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green cruise

Smoking some green while cruising in a car. Preferably a new car, to get the smell 'burned' in.
"Hey Christy, want to go for a green cruise in my new car?"
by tripleXbitch October 27, 2013
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looser cruiser

You turnin up in a party bus.

James :what did you do

Joe :took a party bus and partied looser cruiser style
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