Cotton Tail

A Cotton Tail is when toilet paper is wadded up into a baseball-sized ball and placed between the butt cheeks to resemble a bunny rabbit.
When Danielle came out of the bathroom pantsless, she bent over and showed me her cotton tail.
by Dingle Dung October 17, 2020
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Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.
Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.
by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024
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Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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Cotton Box

The small box section of a womens panties that gets "flashed" accidentally when wearing short skirts, or loose shorts etc...
" Dude, that chic just sat down across from me in the coffe shop and I saw her cotton box
by Deskrabbit October 27, 2011
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gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017
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Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.
“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch
by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022
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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober January 27, 2016
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