Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023

full scale consciousness

Multidimensional consciousness of sapience, sentience, and sophonce.

Capable of experiencing and making conscious instances.
A monad (whole unit) of consciousness.
Also perhaps can be worldly of most kinds of advanced worlds and more.
A high-form high-consciousness.
Has an adequate rating of omniquotience (intelligence, sensory, social, emotional, creative, energy, and more quotients).
A post-exponentia of consciousness kind scale that can also be attributed to clear humans and isn't necessarily restricted to only extradimensionals, however might be expected of them.

A complete (holistically complete*) consciousness of a dimensional level.
A consciousness of a full scale.

Some tried transcending the levels of consciousness to attain full scale consciousness and many were helped by many full scale consciousnesses too, and not only through generative drugs and astral travel and multidimensional downloads of varying moderate andor high success.

by TranslogicMultisonance May 31, 2023

find the coins

a stupid game made by vis

The answer of what you are looking in find the coins for is gamblingmachine

by gogers x vis September 4, 2023

find the coins

A find the game that's about coins made by vis57

technologies is the answer of what you are looking for in find the coins

by gogers x vis September 4, 2023

please deposit five coins

the annoying ass phrase that rockstar freddy says cuz he wants all your fucking fazcoins

rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*

by Dee Afton December 23, 2023

Level 1 Conscience

A phrase used to describe people who have no depth to their personality, are insufferably boring, cannot handle deep conversations, and maybe even stupid.

"Wow, Emily! You are a level 1 conscience person! I never want to talk to you again after this!"

by leveloneconsciencehere February 15, 2024

Stream of Data-Consciousness

A sustained cognitive state, common among data, AI, and technology professionals, marked by an ongoing and often involuntary focus on data quality, migration, integrity, bias, governance, and continuous improvement, accompanied by a continuous internal, data-related chatter that persists across professional and everyday contexts.

Virginia Woo, a seasoned Data Migration consultant for 25 years, when in a state of Stream of Data-Consciousness, cannot enjoy a restaurant review without wondering about sample bias, distrusts a weather forecast without knowing the data sources, and hears the phrase “close enough” as a personal challenge rather than reassurance.

by swoboda January 28, 2026