Cook Garcia

Known for saying "Bai" all the time aswell as "Coos"

Hangs out with a faggle named Wesley.

Is a wannabe asian, with a crappy Green Honda.

Have pretty bad ass hair but still wanna be asain >.>

Cook Garcia: I go bai!

Wesley: coos, bai!

by hiddenleaf June 11, 2011

coodiling

the act of someone licking a long glass or metal tube then shoving it very very far up a mans anus to the piont that it almost ruptures something and can often kill people.

Doctor: how did the man die?

Man: we were coodiling and it went to far

Doctor:...

by special lunchbox September 14, 2012

cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

CockDolphin

When a straight female cums and she sounds like a Dolphin and kills the mood.

Jake: Dude, how was your night with Sara?
Chris: It wasn't great. She's a real CockDolphin.

by Elcitoburrito March 14, 2016

cook'd

When you've dropped dropped pills and are acting like a fucking spastic cunt with dinner plate eyes.

Chap: How many you had?
Beau: Just 3 bruh
Chap: You're fucking cook'd cunt

by deanino August 1, 2016

cook sesh

When a person and/or people smoke weed

I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day

by Babyjess July 19, 2016

Cockdom

The male stage of puberty

Mom why am I getting hair in weird places. It's just cockdom honey.

by FuzzMelon May 17, 2016