Conversation Hearts

the most terrible candy imaginable.

Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.

by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022

wheres my phone conversation

When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.

I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.

by anonymous June 29, 2021

Conversation

That is not a conversation I have ever even had with either of those pieces of shit.

Hym "That's not even a conversation she has ever even had. That narcissistic bitch will completely fabricate an entire conversation to make herself seem like Supergirl. Several of them."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023

A conversation between equals

You didn't want to be equal! You wanted to be authoritative wisdom guy that eveyone has to respect and listen to!

Hym "A conversation between equals... That's not an allusion to me, is it? Because, like, I don't consider you equal, therefore, you're justified in excluding me? Because you didn't think we were equal, initially. You though I was incompetent incel schizoid and that you were extra-special competent prophet. AND NOW THAT IT CLEAR THAT EQUALITY ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE BETWEEN ME AND ANYONE ELSE... NOW... You care about EQUALITY. You were just saying incels were weasels and reprehensible. And then Piers Morgan called them deplorable and you did a complete 180⁰. And said we shouldn't be piling on. And NOW... That I DON'T THINK YOU... Are equal... Well now MY POSITION ON EQUALITY is (somehow) the problem. NOT BACK WHEN YOU WERE ARGUABLY THE BETTER ONE... Now that it's ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY clear who the better one is.... NOW I NEED TO START CONSIDERING PEOPLE MY EQUALS... But only NOW... After I created A.I. after years of being mocked, harassed, and shamed.... Now we're equal... That's what you want from me now?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

pharmascene conversion

A reaction to taking a new drug or medication that is so abrupt and paradigm-breaking that one immediately realizes that life, and one's perception of it, has been fundamentally and irreversibly changed. Named so in analogy to a religious experience, and as a portmanteau of "pharmaceutical" and "Damascene conversion".

Yeah, I was in pretty bad shape when the EMTs pulled me out of the wreck, but then they put the morphine in the IV and... man, I had a pharmascene conversion.

by TheBarsMyDestination July 26, 2018

Thursday Conversation

When a boyfriend or a girlfriend can't handle their partners established friendships.

Matt, I don't like you talking to your friend about astronomy on a Thursday night. You should only talk to me. You are having a Thursday Conversation.

by Thursday Yon November 28, 2023

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022