columbia, mo

A small, yet homophobic town where people are primarily distracted by frat parties and field parties.

person 1: there's nothing to do
person 2: lets so drink in the middle of corn
person 1: yeah that sounds like a blast!

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

columbianbandit

person who makes a full pot of coffee when only one person wants it

Forest is a columbianbandit for making a full pot of coffee when he is the only one who wants it.

by jason February 11, 2004

columbus

A true hooper who nets 3's

Man he hits 3's, his name must be Columbus.

by 100%Defined April 1, 2017

Christopher Columbus

y'all know damn well this nigga did not discover america.

christopher columbus

by luna.red December 2, 2019

columbus crotch rocket

A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.

Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.

by Herroguy May 16, 2014

Columbian Tegu

A sexual act ,right before male ejaculation, a female proceeds to lick the male scrotum aggressively while she squeezes the shaft of the penis as if she would let go and it would run away, until it turns purple through the time of male orgasm.

Friend 1: dude, I watched a porn last night where, right before a guy nutted, the girl started licking his balls and squeezed his dick until it turned purple
Friend 2: yeah man, sounds like a Columbian tegu to me!

by Cdiff2018 January 17, 2018

columbian mamajama

a man cums on a girl's stomach, then he smears it on his nose, and fucks the girl with his nose while the girl gives him a blow job.

Wow did you hear Frank did the Columbian Mamajama last night? That guy is disgusting.

by j-way#1 May 19, 2008