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Colombian Manicure

A torture act performed by mafia/cartel members in South America by removing the victims entire finger nail from their fingers. Pliers are mainly used to pull out the nail.
“We call this a Colombian Manicure
by kaunka June 28, 2024
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Colombian Bricklayer

An exquisite and underground sex move.

The girl will be in a handstand sucking the guy off. After he finishes, she will then spit the cum onto his hand. He will then rub it onto her pussy. He will then proceed to viciously fist her while she sucks him off again. Repeat until satisfaction.
Nah bro, she got freaky af fr. Let’s just say, I did the Colombian Bricklayer on that bitch.
by TheGuardianAngel98 October 13, 2024
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Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.
God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024
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Colombian shit shack

Snort cocaine, then bring a girl into a porta potty and proceed to fuck her until she shits on your dick
Me and the school bop pulled a Colombian shit shack while my gf was at work
by Coochslayer420 January 16, 2026
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Colombian roughhousing

When you stick a dildo up your ass, then stain the dildo with shit, cover it with jizz and stick it in your girls mouth while eating her butt.
when I was Colombian roughhousing I felt the dildo fill with my shit!
by B-16039 January 22, 2026
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colombia vada serr

saying meaning “Colombia never dies”. it’s never actually used, it just sounds cool
BAD BUNNY SHOUTED US OUT DURING THE SUPER BOWL, COLOMBIA VADA SERR!!”
by UncleBartholomew223 February 17, 2026
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