cheek collection

the collections of one's cheeks

Aye yo tony lemme collect those cheeks later.
I have a PHD in cheek collection.

by MasterCollector May 24, 2017

Debt collector

Someone who goes to the club and get girls numbers

Hey Bob I'm going to the club to get some numbers tonight
Bob: you better leave those broke hoes alone you going to be paying all there bills you must love being a debt collector

by Snowk1ng August 24, 2017

Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.

Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."

by Legocunt August 31, 2017

vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017

fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017

internet collective of weaponised autism

A group of spasmoidal mouth breathers who group together to bring down SJW by counter-arguing with irrelevant points until they break

I summon the Internet Collective of Weaponised Autism to shut you down!

by Bromgerine II June 5, 2018

Wild Collection

A line of deodorants and antiperspirants whose names are composed of the name of a wild animal e.g. "Wolf" and a random word that only remotely relates to the wild animal e.g. "Thorn" To make the name, they just smash those words together e.g. "Wolfthorn" Despite the uncreative names, most of them smell great. Scents include Wolfthorn, Bearglove, Lionpride, Hawkridge, Foxcrest, and Krakengärd.

"Hey, nice scent! What is it?"
"Thank you, it's Wolfthorn. Part of Old Spice's Wild Collection."

by FreddyThePickle August 16, 2018