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Fettes College

One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.

Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.
Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.
by UrbaneUrban January 27, 2020
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Wells College

A minuscule former women’s, former liberal arts college, that really just doesn’t know what it wants to be right now. A premier destination for blue haired girls, Wells has handed out so many scholarships to stop the bleeding at admissions that they are perpetually a year away from getting shut down by big momma Pleasant Rowland, the O.G. of Aurora, NY. Wells College doesn’t really offer a college vibe, it’s more like a summer camp, which sounds nice, but they’re called summer camps for a reason, and the winters here are F-R-I-G-I-D (see brick on urban dictionary). Enjoy the striking combination of modern and Victorian architecture that almost makes Wells feel like a place of learning. A truly passionate staff of teachers are hear to help guide you until they get too fed up with the administration and leave for good! Meals here are shit. I was gonna write a joke, but straight up, they cannot cook. 7th worst dining hall in the country, look it up. Beautiful dining hall though, love the swastikas. Look forward to making friends with a colorful cast of weirdos and, jocks tricked into coming here, as you make memories, drink and get high, to stave off the isolation, depression, loneliness, anxiety that consumes this whole place. Oh, and one more thing, it’s haunted.
Person A: So where did you go to school

Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.

Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.

Person B: No, Wells College

Person A: ...Wesleyan?

Person B: ...
by Kilroy_ws_here June 17, 2020
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Con College Cadet

A person who is currently serving jail time.
Paul robbed a liquor store and went to prison , he became a con college cadet.
by Deviant Shade July 22, 2021
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Alkimos college

Alkimos college is a cunty school filled with cunty students, they consist of silly faggots, dumb cunt eshay lads and cunted tryhards
“Wassup my cracka how you been”
“Onion and cheese dipping sauce
“Alkimos college been a reel L bruv”
by Putasmacka October 21, 2021
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Dulwich College Beijing

"Bob died then he went to Dulwich College Beijing…"
by veryspecificschoolreferences November 23, 2021
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Tastes like college

a phrase used to describe cheap/bad tasting alcohol, such as natty, keystone, or cheap vodka.
Ricky: Yo bros! Shots of korski lets goooooo!
Capernicus: Ay yoo that shot was bad yoo.
Casey: Tastes like college right boys?
by a bro who is mad chill December 29, 2010
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halls head college

school in halls head filled with bunch of drug fucked drop kicks who on the odd accession show up for a class or two. run their own fb fight club and hire security for the teachers safety.
theres halls head college on channel 9 news again
by j537 February 15, 2018
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