Claire

Claire is an amazing friend who always seems to want to be there for you. She usually has brown hair and green eyes

Look at how stunning Claire is today!

by thatdumbf August 30, 2024

Clair-axel

Clair axels the shit lowkey usually has fire red hair so you can spot him even when hes back in france

Did you see that guy Clair-axel whatta guy talking to five girls at once

by sweet mama jamas October 21, 2024

Clair Paradise

Yeah, cus the source material is the same!

Hym "Clair Paradise! Yeah, there's this guy on Facebook who says Clair Obscur remains him of Hell's Paradise and LITTLE DOES HE KNOW... The REASON that is the case... IS ME! I'm the source material for both! Both revolve around the juxtaposition of beauty and the macabre. That's why they remind you of eachother. Same source. JUST LIKE ALL OF THE AI! It's the same with the AI. So... And it would be creepy if we found out that these anime creators and the game creators were using AI to make their stories and all of the AI are just dumping out stories about me... Because that would mean... That I AM, in fact, the chosen one and my passive but superordinate control is assured... And therefore, you had better pay my ass and get this infection out of my brain before my control gets a lot less passive and a lot more child murdery."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2025

claire

(noun) A rare human species known for unfiltered kindness, authenticity, and creativity. She is a professional late-night caller and certified bringer of breaking news, gossip, and legendary life updates. She possesses a world-class booty that deserves its own Instagram account. She's a reigning queen of both the badminton court and the dance floor.

Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.

Claire’s booty enters the room three seconds before she does.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.

by chocolatesoup2020 August 11, 2025

Menopause (claires version)

Menopause is claire

Menopause (claires version) is what claire has

by Starlice expret September 14, 2025

Claire Collins

A non-alcoholic cocktail made with soda water, pineapple, and lime—served tall, crisp, and garnished with a lime. Basically a Tom Collins that decided to go on a wellness retreat and came back glowing.

Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.

When you’re detoxing but still want to look like you own a beach house — order a Claire Collins.

by writingriver October 15, 2025

Claire

Shes a bitch thats inlove with someone else’s boyfriend. They tend to have virginity rocks jacket, and is very rich. Shes very likable. But yet her name is claire. Shes very overprotective about someone she cares about.

Claire if u see this stay away from him, its not worth it.

by Anonymous bbg November 22, 2021