(noun) A rare human species known for unfiltered kindness, authenticity, and creativity. She is a professional late-night caller and certified bringer of breaking news, gossip, and legendary life updates. She possesses a world-class booty that deserves its own Instagram account. She's a reigning queen of both the badminton court and the dance floor.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Claire’s booty enters the room three seconds before she does.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
by chocolatesoup2020 August 11, 2025
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