chalkboard moment

Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see

Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.

Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.

by Sir_derps_alot September 5, 2016

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chalky dick

When a nigga has an ashy dick cause he doesn't moisturize

Shaquesha, my nigga Tyrone is good and all, but he got that chalky dick

by TaintLord6969 April 19, 2018

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Chalking the Nose Cue

The act of being so into a 69, your nose enters her rectum, causing a brown rub on your nose tip...

"Dude, Christine had me so into 69ing with her last night, I didn't realize how much I got into her; I chalked my nose cue..."
"Mark, that is REALLY Chalking the Nose Cue}, it's still there! WASH YOUR FACE!!!"

by DirtyMark27 December 11, 2017

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chalkism

A lifelong and incurable condition that manifests in stupid behaviour, irrelevant quotes or singing along to the wrong record whilst maintaining imperfect pitch, it's chief exponent being a nice chap called Harry M.

On Xmas day coming out with a quote 'ho ho ho and a bottle of rum' (clearly a bastardisation of Father Christmas and Treasure Island - chalkism at its finest)

by oliverson December 25, 2017

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