Canada's History

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.

by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010

Canada's History

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.

"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."

by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.

See Also: the Sarah Palin

"no way I'm going out with her again! That crazy bitch tried to go all Canada's History on me!!!"

by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010

canada's history

When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.

OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.

by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.

"His Canada's History kept him up all night last night. It sounded horrific and smelt worse."

by Majere February 6, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

I just gave Jan Canada's History!!

by bilch83 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

After Steve showed Kate Canada's history, she wasn't able to walk straight for a month.

by Silent Bob 420 February 4, 2010