cafelite

A total loser ripoff that makes a big scene in a lame attempt to gain charisma for himself.

Man, planet-klik is just turning into another Cafelite.

by Klikker April 9, 2003

cafegueria

A gay locale, i.e. gym, bar, or any other entertainment/lifestyle venue that caters towards a homosexual crowd

The Equinox gym in the West Village is a total cafegueria.

by Mr X June 10, 2004

Cafea

It's like *Sigh* derived from the malfunction of predictive text on a mobile phone, other such words are numerous.
the word enjoys much popularity in areas of Scotland.
it was originally Created by Jamie, a dear friend of mine.
used when your fed up with someone being clinically stupid.

Noob: hey what does this card do?
Craig: *Cafea* maybe i should get it printed in brail, as you obviously are completley incapable of using your eyes.

by Craig McCallum June 10, 2007

caffatine

when espresso is used in place of cigarettes; it’s not caffeine, it’s not nicotine, its caffatine

man I need some caffatine before I go crazy!

by dew drop January 13, 2010

Cafeteria Full

Surpassing the normal limits of feeling full when eating in a school or work cafeteria that contains an open buffet. Going back for 4ths and 5ths are assumed.

I don't think I can eat for the rest of the day. That 5th slice of pizza made me cafeteria full.

by Onines April 5, 2010

capfeather

Any act, event or achievement that causes feelings of pride or boastfulness. I.E. Something which is a "feather in your cap."

After she broke up with me, I nailed her mom...capfeather!

I just got hired as NASA's first rock'n'roll astronaut. If that's not a capfeather, I don't know what is!

So I'm dating a professional contortionist...capfeather much?

by Actorbatic June 15, 2010

cafforia

caffeine-induced paranoia

Don't drink those 10 cups of coffee!! You'll get cafforia and then you'll think the whole world is against you!!

by Shadow Knight October 3, 2010