Skip to main content

on cod

A thrase/pun used by splatoon players to replace "on god"

Other splatoon-related puns include(to my knowledge):
Krill yourself
for eel!
cod fucking dammit
I swear to cod-

Less common:
the shell?
holy karb
Splatoon player 1: The body is dispensable the grind is not
Splatoon player 2: on cod!
by Dittoe November 5, 2023
mugGet the on cod mug.

Cod Rage

When you play MW2 and your one kill away from getting the minigun and SOME ABSOLUTE FUCKING NOOB OF A PLAYER decides to pull up with his FUCKASS RIOT SHIELD and BASH YOUR GODDAMN HEAD IN. If you don't engage with them they just pull out the dumbass throwing knife and proceed to one hit kill you. People who use riot shield typically end up being little kids who don't know how to play, or 30-year old unemployed fatties who think there insane and spam get wrecked on voice chat. If you use a riot shield LIT END IT ATP.
Cod Rage is not really used in a sentence
by Jaxo_Relaxo1 October 27, 2025
mugGet the Cod Rage mug.

COD

cause of delusion when someone you like or hate makes you delusional
Girl: I’m gonna stay up with my COD

Girl bsf: just say your crush

Girl: same thing he causes my delusions
by dogsarebetter March 18, 2023
mugGet the COD mug.

Blue Cod

I put my left over food outside, and a couple of blue cods showed up to eat it.
by KyMojo January 11, 2022
mugGet the Blue Cod mug.

cod eye

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you remove your dick from the pink 'hammersmith and city line' and you aim for the brown 'bakerloo line', the girl will often give you a glaring look with over her left or right shoulder with one eye. This action replicates a free swimming cod when being chased by prey, they too will glance back with one eye open hence called 'the cod eye'.
"Look at that dusty slut over there, i bet you she likes a good cod eye!"
"That 2 bit crack whore i picked up last Friday night gave me an awesome cod eye!"
"I look forward to seeing the cod eye from my wife tonight, she hasn't given it to me in ages"
by blacksheepboy December 10, 2013
mugGet the cod eye mug.

COD

by Gamers4sho March 7, 2020
mugGet the COD mug.

COD LOOP

Whenever a new Call of Duty comes out you're just stuck in the hype without being able to formulate your own opinion, with believing every Call of Duty game will be fantastic, howeverit will end up being a shitty product
Wow the past 5 years of COD games have been terrible, too bad I was stuck in a COD Loop
by Kuick June 10, 2019
mugGet the COD LOOP mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email