Claire

Someone you always call babe and is absolutely gorgeous , perfect , and the best person on the earth in every single way . She is a girl you will cherish and love forever and will always want to spend every second of your life with her.

" I love claire she is my babe <3 "

" Do you have a claire in you're life? "

by Kaumakani123 July 28, 2012

Judas Chair

This torture device, also known as the Judas Cradle, was implimented often by the Spanish Inquisition.

The victim was hoisted up by a rope and forced to sit on top of a pyramid shaped device, thereby causing rectal trauma of several kinds.

I heard that homosexuals find the Judas Chair quite pleasurefull...

by Argonak April 12, 2008

chairface

The name of a man whose face is sat upon by a woman wearing either a thong or panties; the most popular clothing use is lingerie.

Last night, she made a chairface out of me!

by facechair February 21, 2009

ella claire

Ella claire is always a great friend!! she is always making everyone laugh with her weirdness! shes quite unique looking! she isn’t the brightest but that’s what makes her ella claire! she loves to be in bed but also loves to be out! she’s a great friend and everyone needs a friend like ella claire!

man that must be an ella claire

by mary margaret October 17, 2018

Cairnsed

To leave silently without saying goodbye.

Cairnser - The person leaving without saying goodbye.
Cairnsee - The person being left.

Oh my god, she's cairnsed on us again!!!

by Angerfist & Muckers July 6, 2008

purple chair

The chair and/or couch you sit in while you are high, regardless of the color.

...So I sat down in my purple chair, I said Rob, take your E I took my E he took his fuckin E. And then we FELT IT!

by Cynic P. Seattle December 26, 2006

Cougar Claire

I girl in 8th grade who dates a 7th grader.

You Cougar Claire.

by jesse furnado December 26, 2010