After a long hot drive in ur automobile.. Bend your lover over the hood and insert a fiery hot SparkPlug in there ass.. Make sure to thread it in softly.. Not to strip the sphincter..
While driving down the road, I picked up a sweet hitchiker.. And for my reward, I gave her a Cuban Hot Champion..
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Dude that chick was so annoying she was practically asking me to be poppin champagne right in her face.
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Get the Future Champion mug.you say this to someone that is asking directions. Champlain is the most north town in new York. Just north of Champlain is CANADA. Then if the person really thinks its just north of Champlain you they look like an idiot.
Jacob "you know where Nick's house is?"
Jason "Its just north of Champlain"
Jacob "really"
Jason "ya"
Jason "wow your an idiot"
Jason "Its just north of Champlain"
Jacob "really"
Jason "ya"
Jason "wow your an idiot"
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