Cackled

When something is really funny, it made you laugh to the point of when you couldn’t breathe or it sounded inhumane.

Friend: “Look. Look! LOOK!”
You: “ Oh my gosh, I cackled when I seen that post!”

by SwitchesEnriches April 9, 2020

Cacogen

German speaking person who speaks German to non-German speaking people

Grandpa, quit being a cacogen; the waitress can’t understand you!

by Eis9 October 5, 2021

The Cactusman

The most awesome thing ever created. He has ONE wing hidden inside his t-shirt and a canadian tucked under an arm.

Dan: You see that guy, he's The Cactusman
Tom: I know, right.

by deathofmeat May 12, 2010

Licking the Cactus

Going down on a girl two to three days after she's shaved her junk.

Gwyndolynn forgot to pack her razor, so I was licking the cactus towards the end of the trip.

by Gabe McDanielTrim January 2, 2012

goes home to a cactus

when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected

when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus

by harrysupperrighttit November 16, 2020

cached

a collection of data duplicating original values stored elsewhere or computed earlier, where the original data are expensive to fetch or compute relative to reading the cached

the site is dead but it bet its cached somewhere

by meredith77777 September 30, 2005

Cacophony

Sound made my friends who attempt to sing in Rock Band.

Me: Ming sucks dick at singing. Why did he even buy Rock Band?
Friend: Word. He sounds like a fuckin' cacophony.

by Dumbassss July 29, 2009