ball butter

that gooey residue that stays on your nuts after sweating all day.

Dude this is rancid ball butter!

by Mama Jax November 2, 2006

Pussy Butter

The freshly churned residue in or around a woman's hoo-haa after furious bunny humping. Notably, a smooth consistency and slightly off-white color are what relate it to butter.

Damn woman, that was hot, now go clean off that pussy butter and lets leave this toilet stall and go back to the paaarrrty!

by Whorecrux June 20, 2010

peanut butter spoon

The loser got hit by a loser so he ate a peanut butter spoon

peanut butter spoon - donut operator

by ImRed6000 September 18, 2020

Butterball Turkey

A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.

That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!

by Titler January 12, 2008

angry butler

the act of defecating on someones laundry as revenge.(preferably clean and still in the washer.)

"my ex broke up with me, and told me to get out. Before i left i gave them an angry butler."

by Alabama H.P. September 27, 2007

dick butler

A term used for the professional home assistant who cleans, sanctifies and stimulates his lords genitals.

You need a good dick butler, I shall send mine round to aid you.

by 8en February 18, 2005

facial butter

Where one's face is overcoated in pure, rich, northern spunk.

Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?

by erectism January 11, 2008