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Thats charley bullshit, lets jump him
by jimbob pie October 22, 2012
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bullshit

-in reference to written works
a literary genre in which the author strings together large words and relatively advanced vernacular in order to make his subject seem important but in actuality he makes no point at all.
dude I totally bullshitted that last english paper
by The_Elusive_Janteeee May 5, 2003
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oh bugger! looks like i just trod in a steaming fresh heap of bullshit. yup. thats what it was. bullshit.
by Bovine Faecal Man March 11, 2004
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bullshit

(v.) an ability acquired by many students to create answers out of thin air and making it sound legitimate.

(n.) sometimes an outrageous and unbelievable thing called out by people.
(v.)

Teacher: Dave, you did such an excellent job on your essay. And for it you got the highest grade.
Dave: Thank you, teacher! *when teacher walks away, Dave looks at his friend* Dude, I honestly didn't think I'd do well on it. I had no idea what to write and just bullshited it.

(n.)
Alex: Yo! Einstein just got a hovercraft for his birthday!
Peter: Bullshit!
by koreankid1028 September 1, 2010
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Starving Bullshit Artist

An individual who takes part in some sort of artistic endeavor and according to themselves lives an "artists life" but in reality has no discipline to develop their "art" any further than what it is currently and instead invents ways to manipulate their friends, coworkers, and family in order to maintain their despicably hedonistic lifestyle at the expense, chagrin, and demise of themselves, those around him or her, and society at large. And what's worse is that they are able to attract people's attention by any number of sense impressions and reduce almost any experience to empty hedonism while keeping this emptiness veiled by pushing yet another form of pleasurable experience.

They are "starving" because they crave the same things they push on to others, but their cravings prevent them from doing anything truly valuable for themselves or others. They are "bullshit artists" because they offer little that is truly valuable but only maintains their own hedonism and emptiness and encourages the same in others.
The craft beer industry is full of starving bullshit artists. People who have no true talent and offer nothing intrinsically valuable.
by donotsufferkundabuffer February 6, 2018
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the bullshit

A term entailing the red tape of society. The MANS tool to keep you down.
registering for classes...thats the bullshit
by Yosip October 1, 2006
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bullshitake mushrooms

a word used by asian stoners when discussing pyschotic teddy bears on fire riding a mutated unicorn with two horns.
Asian 1: dude did u see that teddy bear!
Asian 2: which ones??? the bullshitake mushrooms one??
asian 1: YEA it was riding a two horned unicorn
by thefinkles2014 January 16, 2011
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