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Brown University 

A member of the prestigious Ivy League and founded in 1764 as the seventh college in America and the third in New England, Brown is a university located in Providence, Rhode Island. Regarded as one of the most elite and selective colleges in the world by those in academia, Brown took the path less traveled in the design of its curriculum. Unlike Yale and Harvard, Brown has no core requirements, placing sole responsibility for an education in the hands of its students. Largely misunderstood by the masses because of its liberal philosophy, Brown continues to be the largest feeder into Harvard Law School behind Harvard, Yale, and Princeton. Much to the chagrin of the public, Brown students do not typically misuse the Open Curriculum and are not tree-hugging, pot smoking hippies.
The valedictorian of our high school who scored a 1590 on the SAT I: Reasoning Test went to Brown.

Sarah, who graduated from Exeter Academy, chose Brown over Harvard and Yale.

The most elite students in the United States go to Brown.

John, who received a 1600 on his SAT, was rejected from Brown.
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Lavender Brown 

Small character in the Harry Potter series. Was the first student in Harry's year to be sorted into Gryffindor. In the sixth book, Lavender dates Ron Weasley for some of the year. Was a very clingy girlfriend and is often chosen as least favorite female character in the series because of this. Best friends with Parvati Patil.

Movies: Lavender's race was unspecified for the first five books, so she was portrayed by different black actresses. In book six, J. K. Rowling specifically says that she is white and the role was taken over by Jessie Cave for the rest of the film franchise.

Fan Fiction: In many fan fictions, Lavender is paired with Seamus Finnigan. She also appears in femslash fictions.
What many people fail to understand is that without Lavender Brown, Romione may have never happened.

Brown Eyes 

A beautiful, gorgeous, exotic eye-color which is extremely appealing but also underappreicated because of how common it is. Brown eyes are dominate over all other eye colors, but they nonetheless make eyes look extremely dramatic especially when they are enormous and framed with long, thick, black lashes, which certainly makes up for their commonness. (Yes, that's a word now.)
She has large, exotic brown eyes that makes guys fall off their seats with one penetrating, sexy glare.
Brown Eyes by SCS91 July 11, 2006

cleveland brown 

A girl with a super hot body, but with an ugly face. As compared to the Cleveland Brown's uniform: Great uniform, ugly helmet.
Yo, bitch's body was slammin'...too bad she was a Cleveland Brown.

brown air 

Gas that a well off person passes. The word fart is too offensive for them.
Sir Charles passed some brown air that Sir Winfred walked in on.
brown air by ugfest January 18, 2007

Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.
Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"
Brown Crown by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013

Chris Brown Beat Down 

The act of physically asaulting a woman

Usually done in a manner simmilar to that of Chris Brown
Liam: This chick is driving me crazy, i need to tell her to stop

Joey: Nahhh just give her a Chris Brown Beat Down, She'll get the message

Liam: Good call