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Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"
by Shatrabel June 16, 2010
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brown light

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When a girl gives you the go-ahead for anal sex. You might be given the green light for vaginal sex or the brown light for anal sex.
Damn, girl gave me the brown light last night and it got nasty!
Shouldn't have gone out for Chinese food first.
by gangstafabulous69 October 28, 2010
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Brown Street

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A street named Brown. Generally named after someone famous who had Brown as a surname.

Nothing sexual at all, so don't overanalyze it.
Patrons are asked not to park in Brown Street.
by Danathebanana December 11, 2010
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Brown Man's Exit

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When you avoid an otherwise unavoidable instance of having to pay, at the last possible opportunity.

An unexpected hope when there shouldn't be, but only when the consequences are minor.

Cheap desperation is the crux of the "brown man's exit."
We could pay the toll or take the brown man's exit and find another way.
by Nigel_Sinjinsmyte January 24, 2011
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HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.
That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.
by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011
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Brown Smile

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is a sexual act in which one partner licks and eats out the others asshole, to the point that when the one partner smiles there is shit in between their teeth, causing the brown smile. (Please don't let this happen to you, always make sure to thoroughly wash beforehand)
Dude1: Yo dude last night my girl did the weirdest thing.
Dude2: What?
Dude1: She licked my asshole.
Dude2: Ewwww, bro.... she gave you a brown smile!
Dude1: ....Yup
by DidloDildo May 4, 2011
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brown laser beam

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liquefied shit
my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam
by spaff61 November 30, 2011
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