The Brian Williams

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

by Archanimal February 8, 2015

Boosted Brian

He is the opposite of Yohambeezy. But he is still pretty cool.. His batting average is .357. He screams like a little girl. He digs for gold, metaphorically. But most importantly " he's killing me Smalls!"

Boosted Brian just hit a homer !

by yhb August 3, 2016

Stinky Brian

When a friend, or foe that may or may not be named Brian, hits you in the face with a poop filled sock.

Now I'm all messy. Chonk Cat got me with the stinky Brian again.

by Bored mailman March 22, 2019

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

Pulling a Brian

Brian-(Xhosa verb for stealing)Taking/borrowing someone else's belongings then telling them you will return it but never doing so.

Martin: Where's my mask
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow
Martin: Don't be pulling a Brian on me

by /Sterring September 22, 2020

Pulling a Brian

Brian-(Xhosa verb for stealing )taking/borrowing someone's property and telling them you will return it the next day or week but never doing so

Martin: where my mask at ?
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow

Martin:Don't be pulling a Brian on me

by /Sterring September 22, 2020

doing a brian

This is when you read the cyrpto market totally wrong , and buy way to high or just before a dump or sell right before a bull run .

Oh no he has just bought xrp right before the crash , typical of Rajan, doing a Brian again

by rjb1974 January 31, 2021