racking my brain

To think

I was racking my brain for something to do today.

by xNoscopingChampionx July 17, 2016

C-Suite Brain Damage

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.

Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.

by tariqk December 11, 2018

Dick Brain

The term used when a girl is so preoccupied with a crush she has on a boy that she is unable to function to any normal capacity.

Love, I have no appetite at the moment because I've got dick brain for Brad.

by rayclarko November 13, 2011

Check my Brain

AIC's new single for their new album 'Black Gives Way to Blue.' While some may find it awesome to have AIC finally come out with a new album, others may find that the band will never be complete without Layne Staley (1967-2002) and some may find the guitar distortion in this song to be rather bothersome.

I heard 'check my brain' play on the radio the other day, its soooo weird man....

by Blackwinter Vibes November 21, 2009

Brainfart

Adj. Used to describe a temporary loss of short-term memory.

I was about to answer her when I suddenly had a brainfart.

by Frank Wilson September 11, 2002

brain sac

(noun) a reference to scrotum that developed due to similarities between the appearance of the scrotum and the brain (some scrotums more than others). This link is reinforced by the fact that testosterone (a hormone commonly associated with male behavior) is produced by the testicles, which are housed within the scrotum.

They cut some giblets from my brain sac, and now I can't make babies.

by GabrielSix April 13, 2005

brained my damage

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.

"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"

by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008