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cow boobs

Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.
Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.

Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
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Spooky Boobs

a form of being, in the game of Minecraft. Turn yourself invisible and put on either an Iron Chestplate or Chain Chestplate, and you will look like a floating chestplate. If you are a girl, theoretically the chestplate would be covering your boobs, while invisible, so hence the name "Spooky Boobs"
Sky: Hey look, floating chestplate!
Jerome: Nah, bro those are Spooky Boobs!
by SolidSnake1985 August 20, 2013
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grandma boobs

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!
Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!
by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008
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Boobski

A woman bro, or a bro who is indeed a woman. The most reliable, charismatic, and beautiful bro you will EVER have!

The BEST wing man a fellow bro could ever be.

AKA: Lesbian.
Whats up Boobski You're looking good today. Lets go smoke a spliff.

Yo Boobski i love this girl and need advice what should i do?
by BrowillBoobkel October 14, 2011
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Boobsies

Boobs that are babies and squishy
I tickled my girlfriends boobsies
by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017
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booksmart

1. A very smart person who bases his or her arguments on facts from books

2. To have brains
1. Wow that girl in the far back corner is a booksmart.

2. That guy has booksmarts

brains smart books arguments
by etrnty May 4, 2009
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boobs

you need a definition for boobs ???
what your sister has on her chest BOOBS!!!!
by vegmistro December 1, 2007
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