boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.

"Oh no, my piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"

by Tucker Sampson May 18, 2008

boob herpes

When I girl sweats and her cleavage develops acne. Usually found at many theme parks

Dan: Those girls tits are huge!
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope

by Hawktribe September 26, 2009

Boob valley

The deep gorge between the "womanly mountains" usually accentuated in a negative way by certain ill-fitting clothing.

The prom dress would have looked perfect on her if not for the boob valley.

by redlead April 24, 2012

chicken boob

another (way quirkier) way of saying ‘chicken breast’

brian- what are we having for dinner?
roger- a plentiful chicken boob

by roger taylor’s bitch March 14, 2019

National Kiss Boob Day

April 16, every man should kiss girl's boob

I kissed Samantha's boob and she can't get mad because it's National Kiss Boob Day

by National Kiss Boob Day May 26, 2018

boob size

The size of a woman's boobs.

Annie, Megan and Jess were at a sleepover.

"Hey Megan, what's your boob size?" Anne asked.
"A..." Megan said, blushing.
Jess was shocked, "My God girl, your a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Megan replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about breast sizes." said Jess nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the boob size H!" said Anne.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jess.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Anne. Megan smiled.

by monkeyface4568 April 13, 2014

bojo

A situation in which you would be better off jerking off, or #bojo.

I was going to vote for Donald Trump for President, but.... #bojo.

by wabisabi October 7, 2016