blonde moment

When something possesses you to say something really stupid

If I could fly, I would teach penguins how to...whoops, *blonde moment*

by jeeeeew October 1, 2003

bottle blonds

A women that dyes her hair blonde to garner attention and power. Sometimes the power is used for bad and manipulative means, particular when the women is of lower socioeconomic class.

She dyed her hair blond and now thinks she is a goddess. Bottle blonds.

by KARMA MRA MGTOW October 1, 2014

blonde

someone who is totally like bright and cheery and sunny. and like she is so fun to be around. also someone who is like EXTREMELY proud of their haircolor. blondes are like so much more like happy with their hair. and if their not, there usually a brunette who had like a bad happening with hair dye/bleach. blondes usually are hot. and a true blonde you can tell apart from those nasty wannabee fake ones. thats right.

Blonde: Your face looks terrible!
"Blonde": Oh my gosh! WHY!?
Blonde: because you used to be brunette and dying your hair is so like wannabee and if you arent naturally like blonde then it just DOESNT work. sorry. =)

Elle is a blonde. (me)

by elled December 28, 2005

blonde

Description of a person, usually female, stricken by a particularly severe lack of intelligence. The blonde's brain, whcih is limited in size, is constantly in a daze, making the understanding of very simple ideas, concepts, and jokes impossible for her.

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. How does the blonde confuse you? She comes back and says she did."

by JtothaC May 13, 2005

Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Blonde Taco

A female cups her hands and then the male ejaculates and then urinates into the females hands ,then the female slurps this mixture out of her hands

Blonde taco

by munroe94 December 18, 2010

blonde

we blondes have a lot more fun! brunettes are mostly jealous of us!that is why almost every brunette has BLONDE highlights!!!! we are beautiful,hot,pretty,amazing,ravishing,sexy,have fun,and can be tigers or little devils in bed!!!!

guy 1. last night i went on a date with a brunette it was terrible.
guy 2. i went out with a blonde it was terrific!!
guy 1. she was so boring.
guy 2. my BLONDE was so amazingly fun!!
guy 1. this time i am going with a blonde!!
guy 2. now you make sense!!!!

by tiger 121 June 23, 2009