beacon lighting

Beacon Lighting is quite simply a lighting shop, that seems to shit all over their so called competition 'Lighting Illusions'.

Husband: Hey honey, want to go get some lights at Lighting Illusions?

Wife: Get fucked, lets go to Beacon Lighting.

by Vagician69 May 24, 2018

Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

Baton Rouge

When you have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. "Baton Rouge" in french means "Red Stick" (Baton=Stick & Rouge is Red ) and that is the color of your penis when you pull out.

It was her time of the month so I went ahead and got a Baton Rouge.

by musakguy November 18, 2019

Beating Around The Bush

N. When a person (TWEEKER) prefers to masturbate when there is a WILLING SEX PARTNER in THE room, or adjacent rooms.

All these bitches out here and ol' Stinky's in his room BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!

by Dumper Dave December 3, 2019

Beatings

What you give to your disobediant child when he/she doesn't do his homework.

"Bobby got beatings from his dad when he found him not doing his homework"

by The bullet that went in John L June 5, 2020

beacon college

A college in Leesburg Florida where most of the students that go here act like either middle schoolers or preschoolers. Lots of drama and crying goes on at Beacon. Very few faculty members will actually care if you’re being bullied, but most of the time the faculty and staff will do nothing about the drama and bullying. It’s pretty rare to find a staff or faculty member who actually cares about you as a person and not just academically at Beacon College. The Human Services/Psychology Department Chair actually cares about their students mental health unlike most people who work at this college!

Person 1: Don’t come to Beacon College if you want to make it out of college alive
Person 2: why’s that?
Person 1: so much drama and bullying goes on there!

by sassydiva134 March 7, 2023

soap beating

To beat someone senseless with a bar of soap in a tube sock.

yo man lets go give that nerd a soap beating!

by divebombz November 8, 2013