Canada's History

1)A 2 foot long dildo designed for Grizzly bears and Joan Rivers.

2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.

3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation

1) Colbert: Her pussy is so wide you can put your head inside!
Me: You should get her Canada's History!

2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN

3) Who cares?

by KHenning February 4, 2010

canada's history

the act of inserting several hockey pucks inside one's urethra until they inevitably shoot out of one's mouth. the force makes your history irrelevant, because you are now the sickest fuck alive.

evan performed canada's history on himself and rightfully hasnt shown his face in town since.

by kabum February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.

Dude last night me and my girlfriend performed a Canada's History. Dude thats disgusting, wtf.

by mayhem11235 February 4, 2010

canada's history

when a man and a women put moose antlers up there ass, while chugging maple syrup, while doing somersaults over the stanley cup, with out being disconnected from the bitch

"What did you do with Patty last night?"

"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."

"Awwww yeahhhhh"

by deemurrrray February 4, 2010

canada's history

a sexual act involving skullfucking your partner after tarring and feathering them with goose down

i just saw stephen colbert get screwed--in the style of canada's history

by chewiepoof February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's gift to the world, involves utilizing all traditional Canadian icons in a sexual act.

Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?

by Door4mat. February 5, 2010

canada's history

Canada's people are amongst the hairiest in the world next to the french and Chewbaca. Stephen Colbert gives a merciless Wag of the Finger to Canada, as do the entire Colbert nation as they tremble at our feet. Also, Canadians in actuality are exactly as depicted on Southpark.

Canada's History is garbage and not worth recognition.

by Steven Michael Recio February 4, 2010