gay bagel

The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,

Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.

by Lil_JacknSEA August 8, 2017

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vaggle bagel

a vaggle but it's on your bagel!!!

your girlf: hey bae look at my bagel, it has vaggle on it!
you: it's a vaggle bagel you dumb blonde bitch!

by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023

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Bageling

The act of smearing cream cheese around any hole on your or anyone’s body

Apparently Eric likes bageling

by DestDM January 9, 2021

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An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.

Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

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Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.

1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.

by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009

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