miles per gallon

Measures the average fuel economy of motor vehicles, as in how far the vehicle goes before burning 1 gallon of fuel. AKA "mpg".
Cadillac Escalade's get about 16 miles per gallon. Yay.
by DisabledDan July 08, 2003
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miles per gallon

The ratio of the number of miles traveled to the number of gallons of gasoline burned. AKA... how many miles are left before your car dies
Mom, how many miles per gallon will this car get? I have to go for a short drive today.
by Scott Howard July 07, 2003
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Green Mile Syndrome

When you have a piss and go back to what your doing and need a to go to the toilet again
last night i had a piss before i went to sleep, got back in bed and needed a piss again! i think i got the green mile syndrome!
by Paul2492 February 02, 2009
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mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
by R. Reynolds December 28, 2006
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mile high club

An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.
Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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The Mile Guy Club

When a group of male participants rent out first-class on a 747 commercial aircraft, and have a scat orgy in the rented section of the plane.
So how was your vacation steve?

It was great, I joined the mile guy club!
by Pilsburyblowboy February 25, 2011
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mile highway club

The mile highway club is the road version of the mile high club; pertaining to intercourse while in land vehicles instead of airplanes.
Cletus: “bro I just joined the mile highway club”
Schmidtt: “how did that happen?”
Cletus: “i picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one back”
Schmidtt: “nice one bro”
by weinerfever9000 July 06, 2021
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