Zipper Burn

Where you get an erection while wearing pants.

"Your mom is hot, so she gave me a zipper burn."

by Orexio January 21, 2016

burns mcgruff

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat

"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”

by Big Papa Pump 08 November 1, 2008

hut-burn

Used as an adjective, the poor fellow prescribed with suffering from this, has eaten enough pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut to have a heart burn and bowel-eruption combo in less than a few hours.

It can be suppressed by a full retreat to the nearest restroom or a violent chain reaction of flatulence. If not suppressed, the worst symptom is usually the everlasting diarrhea, which will most likely burn like hell from the pepperoni and spices.

Friend: "Woah, you look horrible!"

"Yeah, I've had a little Hut-burn goin' on since yesterday. Gotta tell ya man, NO ONE, out-pizza's the Hut."

by J-Thatch December 5, 2016

Tramp Burn

1. What happens when you're jumping on the trampoline and fall. This is very similar to rug burn, just you burn yourself on the trampoline.

2. Syphillis.

"Ouch, I have tramp burn!"

"Me too.. Its called syphillis."

by SmokyTheBear June 29, 2008

burning glass

A slang term used for smoking methamphetamine.

"Yo man, last night I was burning glass and got high as fuck!"

by KurisuTheNinja November 13, 2013

Burning Buckeye

When you set your balls on fire and cartwheel to Ohio from wherever you may be

I performed the Burning Buckeye last week, it wasn't fun.

by TommyTurbskie November 13, 2020

Burning Brain

When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.

"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."

by Kapt'n and Kitty August 21, 2017