burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).

"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"

by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007

Trim Burn

After fuckin so much your dick starts to burn when contacted.

I banged so many college girls last weekend i woke up with Trim Burn

by Drew94l August 3, 2010

The Burn Victim

In plastic surgery; name given to a style of facelift that people choose to have. Also known as "The Bruce Jenner".

"Hey Doc, I think I am gonna go with 'The Burn Victim' today."

by asshat47 April 3, 2009

Burning Buckeye

When you set your balls on fire and cartwheel to Ohio from wherever you may be

I performed the Burning Buckeye last week, it wasn't fun.

by TommyTurbskie November 13, 2020

Burning Brain

When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.

"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."

by Kapt'n and Kitty August 21, 2017

Wonka Burn

a terrible spray tan that idiotic girls use to think they look hot, but they look like a mutated oompa loompa from charlie and the chocolate factory

Stacy: How do I look?

Dave: That's one bad Wonka Burn u got, how much money did you waste on that?

Stacy: OMG you jerk, i spent $500 on this.

Dave: Your a waste of money...

by Jerry Frank May 25, 2010

wasabi burn

When you ingest to much wasabi to quickly and it runs through your nasal passages and tear ducts in a quick burning manour and makes it feel like your sinuses and nostrils are on fire.

Ouch! I ate to much wasabi and I have wasabi burn!

by AirMtb April 9, 2015