blood bestie

your family who have been there no matter the time even when your down she finds a way to pick you up

i love my cousin she is my blood bestie 🩵

by TinkkkkkkkkkkkN June 8, 2023

MJ Bestie

When your best friend (aka bestie) is called MJ (like in Mary Jane or Mickael Jackson). They have the purest of souls, will light you up when your life is dark, are the prettiest of persons, and most of all, they will be the utmost pinnacle of best friends. Remember to get to know them well and care for them, and life will be as fun and fulfilling as it can be!

Person 1: "So who's that pretty girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's MJ Bestie. She's such a great friend!"

by cataplexy July 10, 2023

Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties :P HAHAHHAHAH

short friend: Hey bestie! :) Guess what day is coming up?
Tall friend: Uh.. Slap ur tall's bestie booty day?
short friend: yeah >:)
Tall friend: guess what, short bestie?
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: well, it's almost "Yeet your short bestie day!"
Short friend: NOOOooooo

by Tall best friend October 14, 2021

No Slander Bestie Day

April 6th. The day you must not slander your bestie.

Oh no, it’s No Slander Bestie Day, I have to be nice to you! :(

by riceliker April 6, 2022

"Beating the Flush"

When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"

Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".

Fred - Bummer dude....

by Cat Funt February 11, 2009

beastiality nervosa

A disease in which the human brain (and sexual organs) find beastiality sexually pleasing

John: I just got out of rehab
Tom: Congratulations, for what
John: beastiality nervosa
Tom: (Walks away awkwardly)

by memetron4000 December 17, 2010

beating oreos

When one gives their significant other an orgasm. Therefore beating Oreos, the most orgasmic cookie ever.

Dude! She was so good last night, she was beating oreos.

by Oreofreak150 January 16, 2011