When receiving a Blumpkin, before both shitting and busting, the receiver quickly stands up and turns around, mashing his cheeks into the face of the giver, thus shitting all over there face.
"I was just giving my boyfriend a blumpkin, and he totally shit all over my face! I hate beef surprises."
"Be careful when giving your man a blumpkin, he may give you a beef surprise instead."
"Be careful when giving your man a blumpkin, he may give you a beef surprise instead."
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the cruel term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
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