Awemazin'

Something so incredibly great that it cannot be described by either awesome or amazing on their own (awesome + amazing = awemazin').

Me and my girls think that Channing Tatum's abs are awemazin'!!

by KatieGymnast August 14, 2010

Awkwardcasm

Very awkward sarcasm. This awkward sarcasm usually appears when it is very unnecessary. It is supposed to sound positive but everyone else knows you are being very awkward, sarcastic. People often mistake awkwardcasm for weirdness when in reality it is uniqueness. People who understand awkwardcasm can turn any bad, ugly, awkward, sarcastic situation into an even funnier, awkwarder situation that is still kind of funny in an inside-joke type of way.

People who are AWKWARDCASTIC are not afraid to admit that they are awkward and usually point out awkward situations immediately after they happen. They do this in such an awkward way that it creates another awkward situation in which the awkwardcastic person re-points out. Then an awkwardcastic ripple effect begins. The awkwardcastic ripple effect usually happens when a group of friends are stoned.

Meredith freaks out on her whole sorority for no reason.

Jessica sends out a mass text to the whole sorority saying, "Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."

Meredith is mad, half of the sorority is like WTF, while everyone else says, "Lol Jess would"

This is an example of awkwardcasm

by Mrs. Awkwardcastic March 24, 2011

Awkward Daps

When you attempt to give someone a handshake and it turns into a disaster. Usually, Awkward Daps results in a three finger embrace, a dead fish hand (from either party), or a mixture of a pound and a handshake put together.

Dude, when I was leaving the party John tried to give me Daps while I went for the handshake. I met him somewhere in between; Gave him awkward Daps and called it a night.

by Rookieoftheyear May 13, 2011

Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.

We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.

by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011

Awkward slurp

The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...

Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...

Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out

Brody. I know man im all over it tonight

Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven

Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..

.......awkward silence.......

Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)

by IAMKINGHERO October 18, 2011

awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.

OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!

by awkpel November 8, 2011

awkward pocket

a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.

girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!

by agirl6765 December 13, 2012