Aliea

Aliea is a name for a woman with sexy and erotic body . She is really good at giving blowjob and tittyfuck . Her fatty ass and pussy can take 2 men in one time. She is a really good sex friend.

Allison : hey Jake , have you heard of that new Egypt student ?what was her name again

Jake : oh she is Aliea , we have sex last night , why don't you come to my home tonight , it's going to be a crazy night

Allison : what about condoms?

Jake : just look at her belly . She's already pregnant.

Allison : Nice

by Chicago chick of california December 8, 2021

Alice in wonderland syndrom

Alice in wonderland syndrome (AIWS/AWS), also called Todd syndrome is a neurological and harmless syndrome where someone’s surroundings are distorted and people and/or objects might be hallucinated smaller (micropsia), bigger (macropsia), further away (teleopsia) or closer (pelopsia). These episodes usually last 10-20 minutes and can be triggered by migraines, nervousness, specific lighting and fevers. Side symptoms during an episode (can) include dizzyness, sensory hallucinations, body dysmorphia in limbs, difficulty to focus and relax your eyes and losing sense of time. Alice in wonderland is not easily diagnosed due to the fact many cases happen to be in children, who are usually too afraid to tell a parent/adult or aren’t understood when describing their hallucinations. Most children grow out of their Alice in wonderland syndrome at the end of their childhood.

“Did you ever see objects in your room shrink for a while when you were a kid?”
“Yes, it is called Alice in wonderland syndrome”
“Oh, how come its called that?”
“Because it refers to Alice’s body shrinking and growing abnormally in the story, but another name for the condition is Todd syndrome”
“And why’s that?”
“Because someone named Todd was the first person to elaborate his experience with the syndrome.”

by Flowerboy10 May 26, 2022

airbrush alien

A person (usually a woman) in a photo in which unskillful post-processing made the skin look like almost entirely painted with airbrush tool in Photoshop and turned it roughly into a revolting alien.

This is a common effect due to overuse of bluring, liquiding, clone stamping and softening techniques which are supposed to reduce the small imprecisions of skin and make the person look prettier. Instead, it often backfires by eliminating the features which make the face look real (see also Uncanny Valley).

<browsing through a tabloid> Are these real people or fucking airbrush aliens? Their faces glitter like dog's balls!

by Najt June 18, 2011

maria alice

The best Godmother one could ever have. Also a charming and amazing person. Every guy wants her and every girl wants to be her. The kind of people you know you can open your heart with.

My godmother is so nice, she is such a Maria Alice.

by Heshteg May 14, 2017

Go Alien

Do something supernatural, psychic or unusual to make something interesting happen.

Also to describe something done that's amazing.

"Dude... That was alien man!"

Or to insult something done that's amazing but unusual.

John: Dude, "the bus is pulling off"

Time: "hold my stuff, time to go alien"

2

Kelly: "I'm bored "

"Don: "Let's do something alien"

3.

James: "yesterday I grabbed the handle to my door and pulled the whole thing off..."

"Matthew: Fuckimg alien... Maybe you should stop working out so much at the gym"

by King Nimai February 14, 2018

Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

Grey Alien

A large eyed extraterrestrial from the Zeta Reticuli Star System, their main hobbies are abducting Humans, anal probing, creating ET/Human hybrids and long walks on the beach, they are occasionally referred to as Reticulans or Zeta Reticulans

Michael: My grandfather was abducted by Grey aliens once!
John: Did they have huge tits?
Michael: No, they where all short and bald and shit.
John: Well, that's disappointing.

by Big, Big, Martian July 18, 2022