Alberth

A guy who likes to make fun of people with Autism, also a huge ass whole! Nobody likes him, acts like a 5th grader cause he thinks he's cool! But it makes him look like an idiot...

That guys such an Idiot, he's an Alberth no doubt!

by The Asians Classs May 29, 2009

Prince Albert in a can

To use pierced male genitalia for anal sex.

The next day he was bragging to his friends about giving her a Prince Albert in a can.

by slugger bob October 18, 2010

Fat Albert

The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.

I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

albert

An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.

An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage

chad - stop being such an albert!

Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?

by EE3-Bro's-bro December 8, 2009

Algerian Roe Sham Boe

Two participants take turns kicking each other in the crouch/nuts to settle an argument. Last man standing wins.

"I want the last beer"

"No, I do"

"well, I'll Algerian Roe Sham Boe you for it"

And the kicking begins

by etd July 12, 2006

alder mode

When someone is playing video games all day

Sterl was on the kamode in Alder Mode when he was playing Ps3 all day on his new 42¨ flat screen

by On The Kamode January 13, 2008

Albertisms

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode

Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"

by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013