acton

A dong-licking, sac-sucking, ass-eating, vagina-hating, Chronicle's of Narnia-watching, JT-loving faggot.

Don't touch my balls, you fucking acton

by Ord shop May 17, 2008

Alton Brown

The patron saint of the geek kitchen.

After watching Good Eats for a couple of weeks, I too am now an Alton Brown whore... and I'm proud of it.

by Brian X June 22, 2003

Anton Lavey

"The Black Pope"; founder of the Church of Satan in 1960 and author of many books on the subject, he has become an icon to disillusioned teenagers who hate their parents and their comfortable surburban life style.
Claimed to be a Lion-tamer, Police Photographer, descended from gypsies, witnessed occult Nazi rituals, and been giving it hard to Marilyn Monroe. All untrue; records show he as just some guy from Illinois.

Eyewitness accounts testify that LaVey just couldn't resist fresh-baked kitten.

by Johnny Pseudonym August 26, 2005

Antonio

A Antonio is a Canadian, who ends up living in a small ghetto city and has Alzheimer’s. He is a mean and selfish old hag who messed around with beds and then leaves. He also messes around with girls, he’s first love them and then dumped them for another, I call that a player. He has a deep secret involving “ice cream” and “pudding” which one day will be revealed to the world. He is a racist and abusive to short young girls who did nothing wrong to him. He can make bets even though he does not win since he has Alzheimer’s, he does not know he loses every bet. He has a horrible attitude with a face looking like a ugly goblin and eats kittens. Must stay away from an Antonio!!!!!

You have a boyfriend already?! Watch out he better not be a Antonio!

by Maximize October 4, 2018

Acton, MA

a boring pointless town with nothing to do. Everyones rich and they hate CC (Concord-Carlisle) and are always critizing them when they don't even notice that Concord and Acton are almost exactly the same. The only difference is that Acton has way more druggies and drug deals go on daily behind the bowladrome. A dark sketchy place where you feel like you are gonna get raped or kidnapped.

P.S. we believe u cant spell loser without LS standing for Lincoln Sudbury.

Example 1: Who's that gay kid. "He's from Concord"

Example 2: Who's that awesome kid? "He's from Acton, MA"

by dsfghrjhfgdg November 27, 2009

Antonio

A medium height Fillippino guy. Very attractive, charismatic, and entertaining. Has a smile that melts your heart and is talented in many different areas....including and especially the bedroom. And any girl who wins his heart will be happy the rest of her life!!

I hope one day I'll find MY Antonio!

by drgnlvr83 February 8, 2010

Anton

Some huge fucking loser that does nothing but get left on read by girls, all he does is play video games and sit inside all day. He never leaves his room unless he is forced to.

Person 1: WAS THAT ANTON?
Person 2: THE FUCK IS HE DOING OUTSIDE?

by Totally not an Anton March 11, 2020