Finger popping your asshole

Take you're sweet time doing something.

*knocks on bathroom door*
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.

by The feminine product March 11, 2018

are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.

*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

by EndItall666 May 29, 2018

Asshole of the Year

A yearly competion where the winner is selected by whoever does the most horribly funny asshole like thing; the winner is decided on halloween every year and is awarded the honor of being asshole of the year and booze because there's no party without booze.

"Now that is some Asshole of the Year quality shit right there"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006

Asshole

In a job context, someone who is cruelly inflexible and shows no understanding or compassion toward the unfortunate circumstances of others.

Demanding that the grease trap be cleaned out, the asshole fast-food manager threatened to fire Stephan if he took off a couple of days to take his terminally ill daughter to the Mayo Clinic for hospice care.

by Vibesman May 13, 2009

asshole

Definition #1: the hole in the buttocks where poo is ejected

Definition #2: an individual who starts arguments, is a total

jerk, and/or is nagging/irritating/bitchy

Example 1: Everyone should have an asshole.

Example 2: Everyone knows an asshole.

by Meh_defined_asshole March 2, 2010

askhole (true definition)

those people who demand that you explain, prove, or provide evidence, or cites, etc, to an idea you are presenting... but then when you DO provide information to read, watch, listen to, they REFUSE (ignore-ance?) to review the information, because they were being DISHONEST about being open to the truth, or even willing to respectfully review the information which THEY DEMEANINGLY DEMANDED of you.

When i showed Fredbob the proof of the theory that he demanded of me, he REFUSED to read it like a total askhole (true definition).

by etyrnal July 28, 2015

ashley

ashley is a girl who can come off as a bit odd at first, she's funny, smart, gorgeous, sexy, flirty, and sometimes a bit confusing. she has the best eyes a person could have. her laugh is infectious and you cant help but smile around her. she may not be the mot popular girl at school and no one knows why. she's always willing to give her friends a hug if need be and she always smiles. she's the best friend or girlfriend you could have

man girl you're so awesome you must be an ashley

by golden_angel May 25, 2017