A band that gets so excited over making t-shirts that they forget to spell check properly before getting them printed...
Did you see that dumbass band Constellations? They got some serious aspiritions that they need to deal with.
by Pick Nerovic July 18, 2012
Get the Aspiritions mug.1. The act of falsely claiming one suffers from Asperger's Syndrome in order to have an excuse for acting like a pretentious douchebag.
2. Being a douchebag and being misdiagnosed with Asperger's Synrome by mistake.
2. Being a douchebag and being misdiagnosed with Asperger's Synrome by mistake.
John claims to have Asperger's Syndrome, but it is only his aspiciation that he uses as an excuse to be a douchebag.
We tremble in aspiciation at your Asperger's Syndrome misdiagnosis, because you really are a douchebag.
We tremble in aspiciation at your Asperger's Syndrome misdiagnosis, because you really are a douchebag.
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Get the aspoheritosideoasureasinadoaprehtinsere mug.Asperger syndrome is a very rare but beneficial difference that positively affects your IQ. Asperger's, like other differences on the autism spectrum, may affect how you think and feel. The symptoms are:
100 IQ or higher (usually 110 or higher)
Being a chatterbox
Smart
High verbal ability
A fast learner
Trouble finding friends
About 1 in 229 people have Asperger's worldwide, we are so lucky that Asperger's is a thing. That's 35,877,600 people.
Personaly, as an Aspie, I despise the puzzle piece and I don't want awareness. I want acceptance and the rainbow infinity symbol.
100 IQ or higher (usually 110 or higher)
Being a chatterbox
Smart
High verbal ability
A fast learner
Trouble finding friends
About 1 in 229 people have Asperger's worldwide, we are so lucky that Asperger's is a thing. That's 35,877,600 people.
Personaly, as an Aspie, I despise the puzzle piece and I don't want awareness. I want acceptance and the rainbow infinity symbol.
by SpecialAspieRyanBoi March 29, 2022
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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