Alyssa

People named Alyssa are the fattest skets you have ever met, if you are friends with someone called Alyssa you should just leave them or absolutely batter them they think they are really fit but are just bare clapped

Boy1: is your friends name Alyssa

Boy2: yeh why
Boy1: don’t worry about it just leave her

by SKENG 4792 November 12, 2019

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Alyssa Mege

A slut who has been with many guys who just want her for sex

Oh is Alyssa Mege that slut in the minisink valley

by Minisink Truths November 19, 2019

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Alyssa Kopacz

A bitch ass who is suppa hottt. All the boys love her.. until they get to know her ;) bitch ass hates eggs and pickles, the best gift you could get her is pickled eggs

“oh look it’s Alyssa Kopacz, what a bitch ass”

by Idk.idk.idk November 21, 2019

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alyssa thomas

Alyssa (babygirllysss) Thomas is a widely famous scientist from London. She is always showing off her tan and is a very academic girl. Sometimes Alyssa can be rather rude and mean to one of her rivals Izzy Garraway. But she’s an amazing girl!!

Wow I just saw Alyssa Thomas on Stephanie Jaynes YouTube channel! She is a scientist.

by Angryabby April 21, 2019

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Alyssa Kancler

A beautiful girl that is loved by all. She really likes food and is usually pretty weird. She enjoys being who she is and that's a fact.

Guy 1: Yo, did you see Alyssa Kancler in math class?
Guy 2: Yea dude, she ate 3 whole lemon Meringue pies.
Guy 1 : How did she do that bro?
Guy 2: idk dude.

by Howdydoda April 21, 2019

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Alyssa

A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.

"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.

by listerine69 April 23, 2019

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