Queef Cookie

A vaginal fart that smells like baked goods.

Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.

by Mike Binz April 28, 2008

Queef Stew

Lesbian Drama. It's never fun and just a mess. Just like queefs and stew.

Yes, my lezzie friends are here, and they brought the Queef Stew.

It was a good day, then Butch and Amber had a fight; It turned into a big bowl of queef stew.

Fucking dykes, it's always queef stew with them.

by amberjay February 20, 2010

queef quarters

another way to say vagina, presumably said when a woman is a known queefer

damn, jenny is hot
i know dude, but her queef quarters are totally nasty.

by Ben Oltman January 25, 2009

douching queef

when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.

by Charlie Brown May 18, 2003

queef seeds

queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper.

hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?

by tater1210 October 25, 2006

QUEEF DICK

When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.

Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned lord zed from power rangers
Man: Oh okay, QUEEF DICK

by Dr.BigDicks August 25, 2008

beef queef

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

by handsomedom April 19, 2011