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wank tunnel

The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.
Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank
by Teebster0 June 6, 2018
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Wank Cabbage

Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest
Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
by NocturnalDonkey69 January 5, 2021
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Liberation Wank

Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.

My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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passive wank

A passive wank or passivewank (verb) is the action of masturbating whilst also partaking in a specifically intellectual activity, so much so that the act of masturbating becomes an afterthought
"Matt! Why are you passive wanking?! We're trying to do surgery here!"
by spoons2424 January 12, 2017
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wank paddock

the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.
by decembeard December 10, 2012
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Ballistic wank

When you wank so hard, your cum makes a hole in the roof.
by Misterymissile August 31, 2020
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