Stoner Jihad

A fictional domestic terrorist cell located in a suburb of Dallas, Texas. These fearless freedom fighters live and die by the Stoner Jihad code that is to protect and benefit from the great cannabis plant.
Lets go smoke with some of those Stoner Jihad niggahs.
by Jordan the thunder penis January 23, 2006
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Stoner-Boner

completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.
Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010
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Love Stoner

You make people love yo so much that tey feel stoned
by Sk8ergirl1322 December 18, 2008
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scro stoner

Scro - short for "Scummy Bro"

Stoner- a person who smokes alot of that good kush.

A Scro stoner is generally used for preppy stoners. They smoke mainly to look cool, wearing things a scrub stoner wouldnt such as Polo or Patagonias.
"Wow Santi's such a scro stoner hes smoking in sperrys"
by Sexystoner69 January 08, 2016
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stoner mace

When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you
Damn stoner mace man thanks
by phelonware August 14, 2015
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griffin stoner

Gay ass motherfucker who will Be a stripper when he grows up
by Jimbobbydobby November 14, 2017
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Stoner’s Delight

The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.

Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.

Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break

“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017
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