Pipe Turner

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I see you are curious to know more about Mr. Pipe Turner. If you don't know him, your mom, sister, aunt or female cousin do. Oh, you don't think they do? Well I can tell you right now he knows them all in ways only God and the OBGYN should. Plain and simple; he lays pipe. No you simple mere mortal, not plumbing pipes that go under your house. Mr. Pipe Turner lays the pipe in the hollows of multiple women with the sole purpose of delivering the magical fluids of pleasure. Look at your man, look at me, look back at your man, now look back at me...no that's not a huge lead pipe in my pants. Well, not exactly
Girl 1: Why are you walking that way?

Girl 2: Pipe Turner

Girl 1: In both or just one?

Girl 2: In all 3

Girl 1: You're brave
by Mr. Pipe Turner March 12, 2010
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side piping

what becomes of a peenee in pants that are too tight.
cederic: jeez omar, your side piping is ridiculous.

omar: um, cedric, i know you've eaten a lot of shrooms but you're package isn't looking so discreet these days either.
by 9irl April 20, 2006
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peace pipes

Cominf from the native american's peace pipes, the word today means "to extend a hand of friendship" often to former rivals whom have fallen in your wake.
Let's smoke the peace pipes.


Shove your peace pipes up your ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Chocolate Pipes

A chant used when someone is pleased, generally chanted in a deep growl over and over while banging your fists against something.
Suitable situations include after your team scores at a sport game, when you find a large amount of money on the ground, or during/after ejaculation.
The word originated when a group of school boys in the computer room of Newtown High School, Sydney, Australia, decided to play a stupid flash game on the willy wonka website instead of doing their science project.
I'm CUMMING!!!! CHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by wobjob July 10, 2005
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catch the pipe

Give some dick
She so bad she could catch the pipe
by j_daddy December 05, 2016
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Ripe for the Pipe

When you are at a bar, pub, club etc. and there are women who have ingested large quantities of substances that will make them lose their inhibitions (alcohol, drugs) making them more willing to sleep with you.
Guy 1:"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"
by Penis McBallsack August 04, 2010
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pipe waxed

I just got my dick sucked.

Pipe = Dick
Waxed = Sucked
Nigga, I just got my pipe waxed!
by AC July 13, 2006
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