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Blood lettuce

A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period
Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!
by Jerry hatricks November 3, 2019
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saved by the blood

an expression based on saved by the bell, saved by the blood is used when someone gets hurt, and while it doesnt seem too bad, when it starts bleeding people take it worse and let you get off easier for being hurt, However, saved by the blood does not always work, for example in a street fight you will not be saved by the blood.
Drew: why isnt will playing?

Jose: he got a real bad cut on his leg he's bleeding alot.

Drew: pussy was saved by the blood.
by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh June 25, 2009
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blood bestie

your family who have been there no matter the time even when your down she finds a way to pick you up
i love my cousin she is my blood bestie 🩵
by TinkkkkkkkkkkkN June 8, 2023
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blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.
I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?
by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 15, 2023
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blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood
Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long
by Luck Erector November 18, 2013
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*Gargles Blood*

the sound you make when your gargling blood
Oh my God ive been shoot *Gargles Blood*
by real_mota August 24, 2021
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Blood test

Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test
by Umooooooom January 3, 2022
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