October 18

Smack your friends dick day!

“Hey! What’s the capital of Thailand?”
“Hm?”
“BANG COCK -smacks cock-“
October 18

by MACSIMum October 16, 2021

February 18

You probably just wanted to search up your birthday

You:hey it's February 18
Random:so?
You:it's my birthday

by MrSkipppers February 15, 2022

18 November

18th November is the day every beautiful person was born!

Mira: My birthday is 18 November, that means I’m beautiful!

by Psawi March 4, 2022

June 18

National XXXTentacion Day. The day X got shot.

Let’s have a moment of silence for June 18.

by PepperMerch June 18, 2021

April 18

Literally the baddest bitches in the world like they do no give one fuck about anything they just enjoy the life.

Person: is your birthday April 18th?
Me:yes, why?
Person: no wonder ur so bad and hot

by Ur my joe mama July 7, 2021

May 18

National fuck your bitch day

Hey josh it’s may 18, go fuck your bitch!
Yeah!

by Qfzx November 9, 2020

October 18

National slap your crush's ass day

Dude it October 18 and that's your crush, go slap that ass

by 𝕋𝕚𝕧𝕓𝕠𝕥46 October 14, 2019